50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

Avenue Q!!!

Avenue Q!!!

beerito:

*deletes selfie like it never happened*

to-b-or-not-221b:

This is the best thing I have heard all week.

to-b-or-not-221b:

This is the best thing I have heard all week.

littleblackfoxx:

I want naked cuddles all the time.

littleblackfoxx:

I want naked cuddles all the time.

goryghastlymeanandcruel:

whenever i see people arguing over what makes a “real fan”

especially in doctor who

with this whole “don’t skip nine!” “watch the classic series” “forget the classic series!” “i miss ten” “listen to the audios” and different levels of fandom

and all I see is

anything you can Who
I can Who better

I know the Doctor
better than you

no you don’t
yes i do
no you don’t

yes I do
yes it’s Who
yes I dooooo-weeeeee-oooooo

rip-homegirl:

im gonna try to bang my bio professor tomorrow so i can have an A and stop going to class

fatwink:

boxers are easier to jerk off in but other than that i hate them

the-goddamazon:

strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

SHIT

fabuloustheaterbitch:

I need more than just 6 seconds of this

buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

Do want

Do want